Ten Questions the Man Leading

a Double Life Dreads

1. Where were you last night?

2. Guess what I found in the washing machine today?

3. I called your office today Dear, and they said you were out sick. What happened?

4. What’s that $14.95 charge on our Visa every month?

5. Some strange man keeps calling and asking for Mike.

I tell him no one is here by that name but he continues calling. Do you know anything about this?

6. Why don’t you have a girlfriend? (for the still single)***a common variation on this one is When are you going to give me grandchildren?

7. Who are all these men in your address book?

8. It must be ninety degrees outside. Why are you wearing a turtleneck?

9. The clothes in my closet are entirely out of sequence. My summer blouses are mixed in with my winter dresses. Who would want to play around in my closet? Oh, those kids!

10.What is that? Good grief, how in the world did you get chewing gum stuck to your knees?

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